I really love all animals. Well, practically all animals (even the ugly ones). However, there is one animal that when it's a baby totally weirds me out. And that animal is the monkey. Particularly this one

Now I don't hate all baby monkeys. I like this one that has hair like a troll doll.


I don't like the little pink one because it looks like an ugly naked person. I think the nipples are what really makes me uncomfortable looking at it. Its hands (particularly the finger nails) and it's arm hair are gross too.

All in all, monkey's are my least favourite animal. They throw their shit around and destroy stuff. They're a bit too human for my liking. And I also hate Paul Frank and his stupid monkey logo.

If I wanna look at babies that climb around in trees I'll stick to squirrels